The Pain Of Being A Super-Mega Star
Despite my considerable literary talent and comedic brilliance, my natural humility prevents me from behaving like a super-mega star.
I’m content to remain an ordinary, everyday genius.
Anyone can approach me in the street, put out their

This critic’s ‘faulty’ review was a complete farce!
I couldn’t remember if Abraham Lincoln or The Chuckle Brothers first remarked “You can please some of the people all of the time; you can please all of the people some of the time; but you can’t

Click Bait, Runner Beans and A Funny To Finish!
While taking a break from researching quirky showbiz stories that might tickle your funny bone, I saw something on my not-very-smart phone that tickled mine – though it wasn’t supposed to.
While reading a news story

If I Didn’t Get So Annoyed, What Would I Write About?
I’ve discovered a trick enabling me to create an article every week.
The trick is . . . I don’t get up from my PC until it’s written.
Easy, innit?
It helps that, like

DISTRACTION TV HAS GAINED TRACTION.
It’s ironic, given the subject of this article, that as I sat at my computer, trying to unjumble my thoughts, I was distracted by something I heard on the radio.
A DJ, referring to a song that was in the

Things You Wish You’d Said At The Time . . .
Have you been in the maddening situation when someone’s annoyed or insulted you but you couldn’t think of a suitable response quickly enough and the pithy comeback you wished you’d said came to you