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The latest Phil Evans column

Posted By Robert Lloyd

Comedian Phil Evans is from Ammanford. He is known as the man who puts the ‘cwtsh’ into comedy. This column appears in the South Wales Evening Post, Carmarthen Journal and Llanelli Star. Website – www.philevans.co.uk

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FOR PETA . . . FOR WORSE?

As we’re approaching December 25th, I thought I’d ‘talk turkey’.

But I ‘chickened out’ . . .  in case it incurred the wrath of ‘The People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals’ – better known as PETA.

Recently these ‘Vegan-gelists’ pressed the inhabitants of the Dorset village of Wool to change the name of the place to ‘Vegan Wool’ toPromote kindness to sheep’!

Had PETA done some research before making themselves look silly, they’d have discovered ‘Wool’ is an ‘Olde English’ variation of ‘Well’ and has nothing to do with sheep.

Unable to keep their paws (can I say that?) off our language, PETA now want to remove many long-established everyday phrases and sayings which, they say, ‘Perpetuate violence against animals’.

Really?

Generations of people have said “There’s more than one way to skin a cat” and “You’re flogging a dead horse”, without causing stress to any hyper-sensitive members of the animal kingdom who happen to be within earshot.

I loathe cruelty to animals.

I’ve been all over the world (and Prestatyn!) and I’ve never onceencountered anyone removing a feline’s fur coat or taking a rolled-up copy of Horse and Hound to a deceased Dobbin.

Soon, PETA will start accusing anyone who says “I’ve let the cat out of the bag” of a hate crime . . . even though putting a catintoa bag is much more cruel.

Especially if you’re taking a Tom Cat to the vets to be snipped.

‘Helpfully’, PETA have come up with alternative phrases, which they’d prefer us to use.  

But those of us with common sense must refuse to use their daft new sayings.

They include “You can’t feed a fed horse” (!) and “There’s more than one way to peel a potato”.

Where will their infuriating interfering end?

Laurel and Hardy brought joy and laughter into the world, while PETA seems determined to extinguish it.

If they ever try to ban Stan and Ollie’s classic comedy “Way Out West” (which contains the line “You can take a horse to water . . . but a pencil must be lead”) that’ll definitely put the cat amongst the pigeons!

Oops!

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THE REALITY OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING:

Why don’t Christmas shoppers reallylook like they do in the adverts on TV? 

Smiling families, matching jumpers and scarves, calmly strolling around the shops, snow gently falling around the town (they never seem to carry ANY bags though, have you noticed?)

Now, here is the reality . . . 

The city centre is packed, people all walking in different directions (always the opposite way to me). There are men being dragged around shops they obviously don’t want to be in. Children are screaming . . . all surrounded by the same jolly Christmas music in every shop.

Then we have department stores doubling up as saunas.

It’s freezing outside so you have to wrap up, but as soon as you walk into a shop it hits you like one of the other half’s midlife flushes!

Oh yes – you can relate to this, can’t you?

It’s the children I feel most sorry for, strapped firmly into their pushchairs with only a Jenkins pastie for company (other pastie providers are available!), so many shopping bags hanging on the back of the pushchair, both child and pastie are in danger of tipping backwards and being catapulted across Debenhams.

Happy shopping, my friends!

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The latest ‘On Song’ column from the Carmarthen Journal and Llanelli Star

Posted By Robert Lloyd

As one year comes to a close, it’s time to start looking at what’s in store for 2019.

There will be plenty of concerts scheduled around St David’s Day, March 1, and details of events will appear here, in this newspaper, as and when they land on the ‘On Song’ desk.

It’s timely, to insert a reminder here to all concert organisers – please send news of your concert dates to the following email address – rlloydpr@btinternet.com

Advance notice of concerts helps other concert organisers avoid embarrassing clashes and helps readers to plan their concert-going calendars.

Ffwrnes Theatre in Llanelli always stages a hugely-popular St David’s Day concert.

This year it will be held on Saturday, March 2.

The concert will feature the world-famous Morriston Orpheus Choir, conducted by Joy Amman Davies, and Côr Lleisiau’r Cwm, under the baton of Llanelli’s Catrin Hughes.

Sharing the spotlight will be two highly-talented young singers from the Loud Applause Rising Stars stable – mezzo soprano Nikkila Thomas, from Llanelli, and tenor Osian Clarke, from Tycroes. 

The host for the evening will be radio and television personality Garry Owen.

Tickets are on sale now from the Ffwrnes Theatre box office and on the Theatrau Sir Gar website.

The Morriston Orpheus hardly need an introduction . . . 

But, for the benefit of those of you who don’t known their history and reputation . . .

The choir was formed on April 23, 1935, by Ivor E Sims and in its early days concentrated primarily on competitions and local concerts.

In 1937, the choir achieved its first success at the Royal National Eisteddfod in Machynlleth, going on to win at the ‘National’ on six further occasions. The choir does not presently sing in competitions, preferring to concentrate on concert performances.

Over the years, successive Musical Directors have developed and broadened the repertoire.

Variety is now the hallmark of the choir’s performances, which include arrangements by Alwyn Humphreys MBE, Musical Director from 1979 to January 2005 and now the Choir’s Conductor Emeritus.

The choir enjoys an international reputation as a leading exponent of male choral singing.

Within the UK, the choir is in constant demand, with around 25 engagements a year, including concerts, TV and after-dinner performances.

The choir regularly undertakes concert tours overseas and in 2004 undertook two tours to Taiwan and to Abu Dhabi and Oman.

In April 2007, the choir returned to the UAE, performing in Dubai en route to a concert tour of Australia and New Zealand.

In October 2008 the Choir visited Geneva to perform a charity concert. During their stay they also visited and sang in the control room of the European Organisation for Nuclear Research (CERN).

Highlights of previous overseas tours have included four appearances at British Military Tattoos and Concerts in the former West Berlin, participating at the International Choral Festivals in Nancy, France, and Toronto in Canada, representing Wales at Expo ’92 in Seville, Spain, and becoming in 1996, the first British choir to perform at the International Choral Festival in Bydgoszcz, Poland.

The choir has performed in all the major cities of Australia and New Zealand and received standing ovations at their appearances at the world-famous Sydney Opera House.

In October 2001, the choir received five standing ovations at the Carnegie Hall in New York City.

In the spring of 2018, the choir conducted a week-long tour of Vienna and Krakow, singing in St Stephen’s Cathedral, Vienna, among other venues.

The choir features regularly on TV. It has produced more than 50 recordings and has featured in more than 100 compilation albums. Successful ventures into the pop world have included recordings with T’Pau, the Welsh group The Alarm and, most recently, Howard Jones.

In 2005, the choir appointed its first female Musical Director Sian Pearce to replace Alwyn Humphreys, who had decided to retire after serving the choir since 1979.

Sian left the choir in 2007 and Joy Amman Davies (who, in 2004, had been made a Life Member of the choir in recognition of her outstanding contribution and commitment as accompanist) was appointed Musical Director.

The big concert this weekend is the Christmas By Candlelight special being held at St Mary’s Church, Burry Port, on Saturday, December 22 (7pm).

The concert will raise funds for Burry Port Lifeboat Station.

It will feature acclaimed soprano Elin Manahan Thomas, Gary Griffiths and Osian Wyn Bowen.

Tickets are £15 and are available from Cadno Travel or from the following phone numbers – 07795415411 and 07900893150.

Elin Manahan Thomas is one of the most exceptional sopranos of her generation.

Since releasing her début album ‘Eternal Light’ in 2007, with the Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment, she has performed at many of the world’s most prestigious venues and festivals, and with leading orchestras and conductors.

Perhaps most famously known for her performances of baroque masterpieces – such as Handel’s Eternal Source of Light Divine at the London 2012 Paralympics Opening Ceremony – Elin is equally at home performing classical and contemporary works.

Elin has performed across Europe at major venues and festivals, including: the Edinburgh, Canterbury, Three Choirs, Llangollen, Mostly Mozart and Lufthansa festivals, St John’s Smith Square, Wigmore Hall, Royal Albert Hall, Birmingham Town Hall, Bridgewater Hall, Casa de Musica in Porto, Zurich Tonhalle, and the Concertgebouw Amsterdam.

In May 2018 she was honoured to perform at the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Baritone Gary Griffiths is a Burry Port boy.

He made his Royal Opera House stage debut in 2017 singing the role of Solanio in Keith Warner’s WNO production of The Merchant of Venice. He also made his Teatro di San Carlo (Naples) debut in concert, singing Arthus in Le Rois Arthus.

The winner of the Welsh Singers Competition in 2012, Gary Griffiths was a finalist representing Wales in the 2013 BBC Cardiff Singer of the World. He studied at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama where, in 2009, he won the prestigious Gold Medal Competition.

A committed recitalist, appearances include the Oxford Lieder Festival with Joan Rodgers and Sholto Kynoch in a recital of Russian Song, the Cowbridge Music Festival with Joseph Middleton, King’s Place with Iain Burnside, the Ludlow English Song Weekend with Simon Lepper and the Wigmore Hall with Malcolm Martineau.

Tenor Osian Wyn Bowen is also a Burry Port boy.

Currently Osian is an undergraduate student, studying under the tutelage of renowned tenor Adrian Thompson at the Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama in Cardiff.

Osian has already performed in concert with Sir Bryn Terfel, soprano Rebecca Evans and tenors Aled Hall and Rhys Meirion.

In addition to his busy schedule, Osian is a patron of the charity Welsh Hearts and is an active volunteer crew member of Burry Port Lifeboat Station.

During the course of his short singing career, he already has a number of awards to his name – 2017 and 2018 – Minnie Morgan Scholarship Recipient; 2018 – Douglas Rees Young Opera Singer of the Year – Finalist; 2018 – Geraint Morris Memorial Award – Winner.

In other concert news, here are two more events coming up before Christmas– 

  • Llandyfaelog-based Côr Meibion Dyffryn Tywi are looking forward to their Christmas events. They include – Thursday 20th December, Gwernllwyn Care Home, 6.30pm.
  • The West End At Christmas will be at The Lyric Theatre in Carmarthen on December 18.

Finally, a diary date for next year . . . 

There’s early notification of performances of The Passion Of The Christ, to be performed on Good Friday, April 19, and Easter Saturday, April 20.

The acclaimed voices of the Hywel Girls’ Choir and Hywel Boy Singers, Angelicus Celtis and friends will present The Passion of The Christ, a blend of varied choral and vocal works, blended with narration and theatre to be held in South Wales over Easter weekend 2019.

This unique performance will present a dramatic retelling of the story of the life and crucifixion of Christ bringing together associated choir and vocal ensembles blending music and poetry from Bach, Barber, Jenkins, Mozart, Webber, Telemann, Dylan Thomas, Elizabeth Browning, Emily Dickson, Langston Hughes and Mary Oliver to name but a few.

The passion will include opportunities for solo singers, duet, trios, small group chorale and main choir and different roles associated with the life and crucifixion of Christ.

Auditions for these singing opportunities will be held in in the Llanelli area during the weekend of January 19.

Singing auditions for will be open to the general public, both young and adult voices (soprano, alto tenor, bass) and open to both choristers of the Hywel choir and singers beyond.

If you are interested in learning more about the auditions for The Passion of the Christ, please register your interest by contacting Jeremy Williams at jeremywilliams@me.com

Robert Lloyd works as a media consultant – www.rlloydpr.co.uk

If you have any news about the choral scene in Llanelli, the please contact him on 07777 683637 or email rlloydpr@btinternet.com

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Dash into the sea on Boxing Day

Posted By Robert Lloyd

Thousands of people are expected to line the sands and take the plunge into the sea at Cefn Sidan Beach on Boxing Day.

The annual Pembrey Country Park Walrus Dip draws crowds in fancy dress from across Carmarthenshire and all in aid of charity.

Now in its 33rd year, previous events have seen Santas and Sumo wrestlers and all kinds of fancy dressers including Pantomime dames and even bikini beauties and brave mankini clad hulks making a dash for the freezing waves.

People have also been spotted entering the water in top hat and tails and even taking an ironing board into the water in a pop group Queen spoof.

Those braving the challenge are being asked to arrive by 10.30am to avoid congestion at the park entrance, and to be at the start line by 10.45am for an 11am dash.  Admission is free.

Carmarthenshire Council’s Chairman Mansel Charles will be signalling the countdown to the dash. Cllr Charles will also be handing out certificates to the chilly participants at the Ranger Station close to the main entrance to the beach.

The RNLI will be on hand again this year alongside St John’s Ambulance.

Since its inception in 1984, only two dips have been cancelled. One due to an oil spill, and another when the sea froze over.

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Latest podcast from Phil Evans and Robert Lloyd

Posted By Robert Lloyd

The latest podcast from Phil Evans and Robert Lloyd.

The Big Cwtsh – Episode 36.

Now available on Soundcloud.

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Involve older neighbours in your festivities this Christmas

Posted By Robert Lloyd

Age Cymru released some shocking research this week showing that half a million older people across the UK are expecting to feel lonely this Christmas with a further quarter of million saying loneliness has become a ‘normal’ part of life.

It also found that more than 530,000 older people aren’t looking forward to Christmas because for them it’s ‘just another day’.

So Age Cymru is urging people to do something to turn around this sad state of affairs and involve older people in some of their festive celebrations this year.

Simple acts of kindness such as inviting someone around for a drink and a mince pie, giving a small gift, or offering to take someone out to see a carol concert or the local festive lights can make all the difference.

Age Cymru’s chief executive, Victoria Lloyd says, “Many older people become lonely through no fault of their own, for example through  circumstances such as bereavement, ill health, families moving away, or losing contact with former work colleagues following retirement.

“Sadly, this sense of loneliness becomes even more apparent during Christmas as the rest of us busy ourselves with the festive preparations, and celebrating with colleagues, families and friends.

“By including an older person in a part of your festivities this year you can help them feel that someone still cares for them and that Christmas may still be special.”

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Don’t forget – bin collection days change over Christmas

Posted By Robert Lloyd

Residents in Carmarthenshire are being reminded that there are changes to bin collections over the 2018/19 festive period.

A lot more rubbish tends to be produced at this time of the year so people are being urged to try and recycle as much as possible.

Blue bags should be used to recycle all your plastic bottles, cans and foil, e.g. mince pie cases, cardboard packaging, wrapping paper and cards. 

Christmas food waste should go in green food bins so that it can be taken for composting.

Glass bottles and jars can be recycled at glass recycling banks; visit the recycling pages at Carmarthenshire.gov.wales for locations.

There are also changes to recycling centre opening times over the Christmas period.

Trostre (Llanelli), Wernddu (Ammanford), Nantycaws (Carmarthen) and Whitland are all closed Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Year’s Day.

They are open 8.30am to 12noon on Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve, all other days are as normal.

Collections will take place as follows (all other days are as normal):

Normal day of collectionActual day of collection
Tuesday, December 25Thursday, December 27
Wednesday, December 26Friday, December 28
Thursday, December 27Saturday, December 29
Friday, December 28Sunday, December 30
Tuesday, January 1Wednesday, January 2
Wednesday, January 2Thursday, January 3
Thursday, January 3Friday, January 4
Friday, January 4Saturday, January 5
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